NO PAPER ON HAND….
July 12th, 2005
A little boy was in the school’s bathroom. He found there was no
toilet paper so he used his hand. When he got back to his classroom
the teacher asked what he had in his hand.
“A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he’ll get scared away.”
The teacher couldn’t get him to open his hand and sent him to the
principal who also asked what he had in his hand.
“A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he’ll get scared away.”
He was sent home with a note asking to see his parents, so his mom
asked him what he had in his hand.
“A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand he’ll get scared away.”
He was sent to his room. In a while his dad came in and asked, “What
do you have in your hand?”
Again came the reply, “It’s a little leprechaun, and if I open my
hand he’ll get scared away.”
His dad ordered him to open his hand, and as he did so the boy said,
“Oh no, Dad, look; you scared the shit out of him!”