CHRISTMAS JOKE….
July 12th, 2005
Three guys kick the bucket on Christmas Eve and ascend to
heaven where they are met by St. Peter.
“In honor of the season”, St. Peter says to them, “you must
each possess something that symbolizes Christmas.”
The first man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out two
lighters. He holds them up proudly and flicks them on.
“What do they symbolize?”, St. Peter asks him.
“They’re candles!”
“Ah! You may pass through the pearly gates!
The second man fumbles through his pockets and pulls out
a couple sets of keys. He holds them up proudly and shakes
them.
“What do they symbolize?”, St. Peter asks.
“They’re bells!”
“Ah! You may pass through the pearly gates!”
The third man fumbles desperately through his pockets,
finally pulling out a skimpy pair of silky woman’s panties.
He holds them up proudly.
“What do they symbolize?”, St. Peter asks.
“They’re Carol’s!”